The Italian Schnoz
Undeniably of Italian heritage, The Stuffy Nose (known by the alias "Stuffy") prefers to maintain a low profile. Very little is known about this dual nostriled wise guy. A hero indeed, those who know Stuffy will attest to the potency of his decongestive arsenal. Passed down by the family, a powerful remedy has been preserved...
Countless individuals are being assaulted by a corrupt network of elite germs. Shall we fear such evil? Nay. Stuffy has taken an oath to empower the citizens of Earth with an effective solution to these foul micro-organisms. The official weapon of mass decongestion and quadruple action compound, passed down by the nosefather... your schnoz will sigh with relief.